If You Have Any Jokes - No offensive Jokes, Then E-Mail Me with them and I will put them on, But don't forget to include your Name and Age...

1)     Q) Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

         A) Because Chickens weren't invented...

(Kazango)

2)     Q) Why did the rooster cross the road?

        A) Because the chicken was on Holiday...

(Kazango)

3)     Student: Can I use the bathroom?
        Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC's.
        Student: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
        Teacher: Where's the P?
        Student: Its running down my leg!

(Kazango)

4)     Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is Nickel....... What is the oldest daughter's name?

You think you know it???

Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime.... but if you were really smart you would know that the oldest daughters name is Anna!!!

(Kazango)

Remember... If You have any Jokes, E-Mail Them To me and I will put them on...

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